Recently, we went to see the new & funny film Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy.
Thoroughly recommendable, except that it inspired me to write this
bit of
Vogon poetry about some of the crappy blogs I found while
surfing heretofore unvisited far reaches of the blogosphere.
It originally appeared in My Blog.
Why their feeble stare makes you feel off-stage?
What's more, the blogosphere sure knows
See, see the dead and vapid blogsite flail about
Marvel at its vomit-coloured geek's lay-out.
And lack of content! Tell me, blogger, does it cause you
To wonder why the blogosphere ignores you?
I can tell you : E'en your shag is
Worried by your whifflesnaffig faecial page
That looks like an aborted haggis.
Your futt-grunting blog smells of peigh, or pee or 22/7
Rotting under the big dead sky.
It ars*k*s* "Why,
Why do you even bother? You couldn't charm a Tellurium-breather's nose!"
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