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Eunoia, who is a grumpy, overeducated, facetious, multilingual naturalised German, blatantly opinionated, old (1944-vintage), amateur cryptologist, computer consultant, atheist, flying instructor, bulldog-lover, Porsche-driver, textbook-writer and blogger living in the foothills south of the northern German plains. Not too shy to reveal his true name or even whereabouts, he blogs his opinions, and humour and rants irregularly. Stubbornly he clings to his beliefs, e.g. that Faith does not give answers, it only prevents you doing any goddamn questioning. You are as atheist as he is. When you understand why you don't believe in all the other gods, you will know why he does not believe in yours.

Oh, and after the death of his old bulldog, Kosmo, he also has a new bulldog, Clara, since September 2018 :-)


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Sunday, September 29, 2024

Unexploded WW2 bomb again

Back in April of 2018 I told you about a HUGE Brit WW2 bomb being found in our local city and the steps being taken to defuse it safely. My blog entries thereof were here (preparation) and here (log of defusing day).

Now another, smaller, American bomb has been found. It weighs 500 kilos(1000 lbs) and so the evacuation radius is only 500 meters by rule of thumb. This means 535 buildings, 3200 people and their pets have to be evacuated. On saturday 60 supine patients from the Johannesstift hospital (in the zone) were moved to Bruder hospital outside the zone. Sunday morning will see 200 people from the old folks homes being transported to the evacuation sites (two school sports halls) by hundreds of helpers from nine organisations. Other residents must themselves leave the zone by 11am today. If they want, they can stay at the school halls too. Weather should be fine.

Defusing should start at noon, if the police confirm there is noone in the danger zone. Main defusers will be Karl-Heinz Clements again and two assistants. When the bomb is defused and loaded onto a lorry and driven away, all-clear is sounded and people may return to their houses. The airspace is a prohibited zone until the all-clear.

Police drones and infra-red cameras are used to check that no criminals break into houses that are evacuated. The 25 roads/streets into the zone will be blocked by police from 11 am until the all-clear. This time afaik gas-mains will be shut off too.

This is a 6 meter deep american bomb so the old fuses are more dangerously dodgy than the 2018 Brit bomb; let us hope all goes well. Bus lines 5,6 and 12 are being diverted, but volunteers are driving shuttle buses until 10:45 for pedestrians from the zone. This time no trains are affected, the zone being smaller. But the swimming baths are closed, swimmers may use the baths in the neigbouring communities until 19:00 hours. No shooting at the fire-arm clubs allowed after 11 am to avoid any false alarms by the noise of guns etc.

I wrote the paragraphs above in advance. If anything goes wrong I will add an update below on sunday evening. Cross your fingers (not you, Karl-Heinz Clements and two assistants, you gonna need yours!).

Update 5 pm : There was a 2 hour delay as police had to forcibly remove uncooperative people from the danger zone. But now the bomb has been defused and removed from the site. All clear now; people returning home safely.

Comments(4)
Billions of Versions... wrote " Has there ever been an old bomb that just finally decided to explode? Say from vibrations from whatever?" Certainly not this century said by Karl-Heinz Clements in Paderborn.
Ed asks "Was the bomb TNT or phosphorus?" TNT. Fuse removed and destroyed on site. Inert bomb then taken away to disposal site. TNT all washed out through the fuse hole into many small cups which are then burnt individually. Shell casing is then just scrap metal. BTW the casing of the big bomb from 2018 has been put in the city museum.
Jenny asks "Was there food in the school halls?" Yes, volunteers made bean soup with optional pork sausages for 500 people + all the other volunteers. Pork optional so any muslims, jews, vegetarians and other picky eaters could omit it.
Pergelator lists the NINE bombs found so far in Germany this year and has a great WW2 photo of bombs being loaded onto a US plane. Go read his blog today.

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Tuesday, September 24, 2024

Dinos at the airport

Landing at our local airport (EDLP), I walked through the Arrivals hall, only to discover that the city of Paderborn is celebrating Dinosaurs until 20th October. It is doing so courtesy of the local marketing board which has installed life-sized fibreglass models of various dinosaurs all over the city, there were four at the airport. I found but three, so here are my photos of them.

First I saur(geddit?) was the movie favourite, the Velociraptor, found in asia from 73 million years ago, about the size of a large dog, 2 meters long and weighing 15 kilos. It had feathers on the arms and on a stiff tail. Carnivorous, known to have eaten larger prey such as Proceratops.

Looking up, I saw a small Pterodactyl suspended from the ceiling as if in flight. These date from 150 million years ago and were found in Europe in what is now southern Germany. This young one one weighed 2 kilos and had a wingspan of 1.5 meters. Hairy thin skin on the throat and wings and adults had a comb on the head. Look mid-wing and you can see how the "hand" developed one looooooong finger which led the outer wing, and the remnants of 3 fingers mid-wing. Fish diet, it dove to catch them so had no feathers.

Outside at the eastern end of the parking lot was a teenage Iguanodon, dating from 139-112 million years ago and found in what is now asia, europe and north america (continents have moved). Herbiverous. weighing 4 tons back then and being 9 meters long. Spikes on the thumbs were its only defence.

I did not walk to the western end of the parking lot to see the Styracosaurus, nor did I drive past it. But I did notice that our airport has now been renamed in honour of my old boss Heinz Nixdorf, who put on pressure to have it built five decades ago :-)

I also learned there are more dinos scattered about the city. I have to go to the large southern shopping mall at the weekend, so I will take photos of the fibreglass dinos there and show you next week.

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Saturday, September 21, 2024

O'zapft ist!

Saturday at noon is when the Octoberfest opens. It used to start in october, hence the name, but many years ago it was moved forward to september to get better weather. Today the weather is great, warm, plenty of sunshine. Unable to attend myself, I watched the parade of horsedrawn beercarts, brass bands, etc on TV; oh, and waited traditionally until noon before cracking open my first beer.

The mayor of Munich bangs in the tap into the first beer barrell and shouts O'zapft ist! as soon as the beer flows. He has been doing this for 9 years now, so it only took him 2 blows of the hammer this year :-) First beers in all tents are very welcome, the beer tents can hold 7000 people each, and there are many of them :-) Over 20 minutes this year until the first (korean or japanese?) tourist passed out from the strong beer in the 1 liter glasses aka Mass. Next up//down was a 24 year old american girl used to Bud Lite.

Sadly, a Mass of beer costs over 15 Euro this year; I remember when it cost about 6 Marks (=3 Euro) in the early 1970s, nevertheless PROST!

Comments(1)
Billions of Versions... wrote " PROST to you too!" Thanks, Mike.

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Monday, September 16, 2024

Mental Arithmetic World Cup

So you thought I was good at mental arithmetic? So did I, until yesterday. WRONG! In the top 10 ? Certainly not, but then the top 100? Also not. The top 1000? Only maybe. I am just not fast enough.

You see, the Mental Arithmetic World Cup was being held not 20 miles north, in HNF (the world's largest computer museum), so I popped along to see the demonstrations of their prowess by the savants on saturday.

This competition is held every 2 years; the next are the olympics thereof in Dubai. This time there were 34 participants who qualified (not me), 5 of whom were from Germany, 18 countries were represented. About 150 spectators came to watch, sadly no schoolclasses, but a dozen enthusiastic and quite bright children.

The first demo had the expert call for six-digit numbers from the audience, whereupon he calculated their square roots mentally within seconds rounded correctly to five decimal places; 100% correct by my calculator.

The second demo was to sum up 10 columns of 10 ten-digit numbers mentally. The columns and the expert's answers are shown in this photo.

This was achieved by Aaryan Nitin Shukla (aged just 14), from India, shown left, who established a new world record, taking just 96.39 seconds to finish correctly.
When calculating their sum, he waves his arms furiously as if summoning a demon. So afterwards I asked him (in English, as I do not speak Hindi) why he does the armwaving? He told me he "just" visualises a huge abacus which he "manipulates" with the hand-waving. Thus adding the numbers faster than I could enter them into my calculator!

Congratulations Aaryan on your new world record (previously held by a Korean girl in 100 seconds). Savants indeed!

Next was an Englishman, a computer-science teacher, who memorised ten random 10-binary-digit numbers in 141 seconds.

Then a Dutchman who had (long) words spoken to him and he told us the number of letters in each word before the next one was said. I could do that! But maybe not as fast :-( He took 5 mins 19 seconds for 50 long words, only two of which he got wrong (just 1 off).

Next another (Hungarian?) guy asked for many 6 digit numbers and 3 digit numbers, dividing the 6 digits by the 3 digits to 5 places. Only 93% correct though. I could deliver 100% wrong answers much faster ;-)

Finally, flash numbers. Firstly, single digits flashed every 300 milliseconds. Then 2, 3,4, and 5 digits . Finally ten 10 digit numbers added correctly in just 1 ½ minutes.

All in all, an interesting evening, demonstrating what the human brain is capable of doing. Now I'll take a back seat, far behind all these people! On sunday I tried some of their various problems and found that I am 6.3 to 17.4 times slower, if I can do them at all. Reality slows me down!

Comments(1)
Billions of Versions... wrote " I would be infinitely slower than these smarty pants kids!" They are not all kids. One of the 5 representing Germany was Prof. em. Dr. Gerd Faltings, aged 70, Fields medallist, Leibniz Prizewinner, Pour le Merite´ etc. see here. He proved e.g. the Tate conjecture for abelian varieties over number fields, the Shafarevich conjecture for abelian varieties over number fields and the Mordell conjecture. Also brilliant at mental arithmetic.

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Thursday, September 12, 2024

Nationwide warning day

The German government announced for today that in order to be able to warn as many people in Germany as possible about dangers in an emergency, the warning channels are tested once a year. The test warning is planned for around 11 a.m.

A test alarm is to make cell phones and sirens ring, howl and buzz loudly throughout Germany on the nationwide warning day. Separate siren signals are emitted for A,B, and C disasters. Fire and flood to be added. Cybersecurity is still ignored. The warning, announced for around 11 a.m., will be triggered on Thursday (12 September) by the Federal Office of Civil Protection and Disaster Assistance (BBK) in Bonn. Citizens will then receive a warning message on their cell phones via the Cell Broadcast System. The test alarm will then also be broadcast via radio and television stations and on city information boards. Anyone who has warning Apps such as Nina or Katwarn installed on their smartphone should also receive a notice of the test warning this way. Municipalities can also use additional warning devices such as loudspeaker vans and sirens.

The siren register is however still incomplete. In many places, old sirens have been upgraded or new, modern sirens have been installed in recent years. Due to the Russian war of aggression in Ukraine and the devastating flood in the Ahr Valley in 2021, many responsible people at federal, state and local levels have become convinced that this warning device should also be available to alert the population in crisis and disaster situations. However, a nationwide overview of where sirens are available and where there are regional gaps is still missing, as a spokeswoman for the BBK admitted when asked. "The densification of siren locations is in the hands of the municipalities and is supported by the federal and state governments through funding programs," the Federal Office said.

As the test results come in, I will add to this blog entry. Local data first.

11:00 Siren goes off 1 km away downwind, barely audible. Background noise 29dB (=quiet room), with siren 30dB; 31dB on the front porch. Easily overheard. New firestation and siren are downwind with the prevailing wind, not upwind like the old one. Was this not taken into account in the planning phase? This mobile phone too old to support Cell Broadcast, so no warning there either. SWMBO's newer phone was on and got the Cell Broadcast.
11:01 siren changes from continuous tone to ululation. More perceivable. I did not have radio or TV on, so no warning there. No local loudspeaker van, just siren.
11:45 (planned) All clear sounded. Not heard above a local conversation :-(
Summary : it flopped :-(

No national summary on TV by 16:00 hours.

Comments(1)
Jenny (Ibiza) asked "What do A,B,C stand for?" Atomic, Biological and Chemical weapon attacks respectively. No, I do not know what the codes are :-(

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Monday, September 9, 2024

Crash, Bang, Wallop, etc :-(

As regular readers of this blog may know, I spent over a quarter century as a flying instructor. So I still scan accident reports to see what we can learn from them. This includes reading the "reports" in the national press for their early heads-up. Surprised and disappointed to find out there were 6 (SIX) light-aircraft accidents over this last weekend. Weather was great for VFR, very hot though. Did noone check for density altitude? I would have expected less than 0.3 accidents , so what went wrong?

Bad Sassendorf-Lohne : About 30 miles WNW of here, Cessna 172 (4-seater) crashed on takeoff departing after a plane-meet. Two on board, an 89 and an 83 year old. Both dead; plane went up in flames (on extended centreline?). Police shut the airfield down, so other planes had to stay overnight. Cause unknown. FYI, I am 80 myself with over 5000 hours as pilot-in-command, but no longer instruct. A C172 is VERY easy to fly, grass runway is plenty long (830 metres) even for aborted takeoff, so I have no suspicions to put forward.

Korbach ; About 25 miles SE. Piper Cub, 2 seater crashed on takeoff. No fire. Both on board injured and hospitalised. Runway is grass, 600 m long, so should be no problem for a Cub even for an aborted takeoff.

Bamberg(Bavaria) : Cessna crashed on takeoff, hitting the fence and caught fire. Runway is asphalt about 1 km long if I remember correctly, Cessna should only need about 220 metres. Pilot died in hospital.

Hermutshausen (near Stuttgart) : Ultralight biplane crashed on take-off from 80 feet altitude after scraping a tree. 2 on board (pilot 54 and his son 11), both hospitalised. No fire. No photo.

Uetersen : Ultralight biplane crashed on landing attempt from 60 feet altitude when scraping trees. No injuries. No fire.

Gutersloh : Ultralight biplane hit the trees. No fire. Pilot dead afaik :-(

Did noone check for density altitude? I would have expected less than 0.3 accidents , so what went wrong?

Comments(3)
Jenny (Ibiza) wrote "What is density altitude and why do you think it important? And KISS a non-pilot?" As the air gets hotter, it gets thinner. So the plane has less lift. And the engine develops less power, to accelerate the plane (over a longer takeoff run) to get to a higher speed needed to develop the lift (aka >= weight). Often a pilot will pull back to rotate the plane at a speed they are used to (aka visual clues) so the plane will stall. Pilot friend CC suspects stall trouble too, she wrote. Maybe just getting into ground effect too (max altitude = ca. 1/3 of wingspan). Inexperienced pilot may take a while until they realise what has happened. Decision delayed? Run out of runway? Unable to put it back down again in the remaining runway? Overshoot and crash? Was that understandable, Jenny?
Pilot friend Cop Car wrote " Hard to know what to think, Stu. As you say, all pilots should be well aware of the way density altitude plays into aircraft operations. When I read of unexplained takeoff crashes, my first thought is a stall incident. Even experienced pilots get caught in them - usually as a secondary stall, IMHO. I lost an instructor, and a physician friend lost her husband (and her own mobility, now being confined to a wheelchair) to stalls. Each was experienced enough that such should never have been the case." See also what I wrote to Jenny.
Billions of Versions... wrote " People don't realize how many small plane accidents there are every year. Along with small planes just disappearing and never being found. " Not true in Germany here. Every crash is registered and investigated. Planes may disappear in USA (its bigger) but not here unless at sea.

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Sunday, September 1, 2024

Vocabularies

Blogreader Ed (USA) and I have been having a (heated) email discussion about what vocabulary is suitable for a/my blog. We disagree. So today I thought I would blog about vocabularies.

A child of age 1 can recognise around 50 words. The active vocabulary (= words used) is less, the passive vocabulary(= words recognised) is 50. For comparison, my dog knows about 70 commands. A three year old child is up to 1000 words in its passive vocabulary, active vocabulary is always less than passive. By age five, already 10,000 words are recognised; these counts are for the American subset of English. I do not have the data for German, but new words can be strung together from existing ones which is why DanubeSteamshipCompanyCaptain'sWidowPensionFund is a translation of ONE valid German word.

Most adult native speakers know between 20,000 and 35,000 words passively, the rest have to be looked up in a dictionary. They learn about one new word every day until middle age when vocabulary acquisition slows almost to a stop.

William Shakespeare's works contain about 25,000 to 30,000 unique words, some only occur once and many he made up himself; his audiences could usually grasp the meaning from the context of their usage. However, only about half of the words he made up are still in use today, the other half has fallen into disuse, e.g. What tonguepad mouthfriend would depucelate my frigorifick shapesmith? These are all words in Samuel Johnsons dictionary. Shakespeare wrote 37 plays and 154 works, totalling 884,429 words. Over 7,000 of these words he used only once and he introduced almost 3,000 new words into English, so his audience had to guess from the context what he meant, as have schoolchildren ever since ;-)

UK lexicographer Susi Dent estimates the average UK English native speaker to have 20,000 words in their active vocabulary and 40,000 in the passive set. The most used 25 words occur in 33% of written texts; the most used 100 words in 50% of student writing and the most used 1000 words in 89%.

Blogreaders can estimate the size of their passive vocabulary by taking a large dictionary, opening it at random, and counting the number of definitions they know and multiplying by half the number of pages in the dictionary (half because of counting words on a double page). Active bloggers similarly can use their blogs to count the number of words in their active vocabulary in their writings. So my own passive vocabulary is about 58,000 words and actively I write about 31,000+ words. What are yours?

Ed had to look up e.g bemphites, attic, acrophonic, thrice. Cop Car has so far only had to look up e.g. desmodromic. YMMV. I am not counting my blog entries written in Lallans, Latin, German etc only in UK English.

Then there is the case where words you know are strung together to give a term you may not know e.g. quantum loop gravity. There are also typos. e.g. tern instead of term; oops, my bad.

I think it OK to expand your passive vocabularies via this blog and do not want to dumb it down. After all, you can choose to ignore it if too highbrow. What are your opinions?

Comments(8)
Billions of Versions... wrote " I'm always looking up words and it's no big deal. Today I had to look up slyboots, a word Deb called me in a comment. I'd never heard of it before and it turns out to be from the 1700's. So it's been around a long time. Then there was the word TigDik repeated over and over in the joke. I looked it up today and found it in a Hindi YouTube video and it's just what it is in the joke, a running horse. If anyone has to look up a word I've posted it's because I copied it." Yes, Mike, that is how we expand our vocabularies. Like I just learned the onomatopaic TigDik from you and deduced Hindi horses were shoed.
Lesley (US) asks "So what is the easiest way to widen my vocabulary?"
There are 3 books I know of but have not read myself :
The Vocabulary Builder Workbook by Chris Lele;
Merriam-Webster’s Vocabulary Builder by Mary Wood Cornog;
and Verbal Advantage: Ten Easy Steps to a Powerful Vocabulary by Charles Harrington Elster.
Cop Car wrote " Yikes! I did not remember having seen the word, let alone the meaning. I would feel badly about not remembering the meaning of desmodromic were it not for the fact that I mostly dealt with structural integrity rather than with propulsion systems. Thanks for even momentarily believing that your having stumped me with only one word could possibly have been the case. I would believe that I never told you of the others. Thanks for an interesting post. My preference is to have others, including you, challenge me to learn. I appreciate that you have done that for a number of years, now." Daily, I encounter words new to me, especially since my memory has been deteriorating.
Ed complains "That puts me in a bad light, list ten words you think I dont know and I'll tell you if its true." Okay: alacrity, archetypal, blandishment, crwth, denigrate, eclectic, fatuous, iconoclast, obdurate, and phlegmatic ;-)
Jenny (Ibiza) wrote "I only know 3 of those 10 words." But you are fluent in Spanish too.
Cop Car later wrote "For instance, you stumped me with crwth." It is a welsh musical instrument, like a grecian lyre. If you now ask 'what is a lyre?', I will reply: like a welsh crwth ;-)
Ed replied "You win. I only know fatuous. And what is crwth, it dont even got a vowel?" Think of W as UU.
Jenny (Ibiza) later continued "Are some of those words from The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows? As mentioned in your previous blog." No. Doug recommended that book to me back in 2014, but I only recently bought it. An acquired taste. The author invented all the definitions therein, and e.g. 'words' like Tirosi and Fawtle never entered mainstream English. David Reich has a video up explaining how knowledge and vocabulary can be lost. Remember ancient Greece lost writing many millenia ago and had to reinvent it.

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