Eunoia
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--> Most recent Blog Comments Policy DSGVO Impressum Maths trivia Search this site RSS Feed Eunoia, who is a grumpy, overeducated, facetious, multilingual naturalised German, blatantly opinionated, old (1944-vintage), amateur cryptologist, computer consultant, atheist, flying instructor, bulldog-lover, Porsche-driver, textbook-writer and blogger living in the foothills south of the northern German plains. Not too shy to reveal his true name or even whereabouts, he blogs his opinions, and humour and rants irregularly. Stubbornly he clings to his beliefs, e.g. that Faith does not give answers, it only prevents you doing any goddamn questioning. You are as atheist as he is. When you understand why you don't believe in all the other gods, you will know why he does not believe in yours. Oh, and after the death of his old dog, Kosmo, he also has a new bulldog puppy, Clara, since September 2018 :-)
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Sunday, October 30, 2022
Napoleon's Boner PartW hat, you may ask, was the most famous quotation attributed to Napoleon? Many people think of the palindrome he allegedly said when he was in exile on the Italian island of Elba :"Able was I ere I saw Elba".
However, there is another line of his, again when he was imprisoned in exile on Elba, when he insisted his guards take him for his postprandial walk along the shoreline at the same time every day. Napoleon spoke French, famously saying "A l'eaux, c'est l'heure!". If you didn't get this terrible joke, try saying it in French out loud, then hearing what you just said as if it were in English ;-) Comments (1)
One of the places we visited on vacation on Fehmarn
was the butterfly farm. Here are some photos, taken when the insects were still, no flutterby shots.
It was a very tropical climate in the halls, hot and humid. But there were not only big butterflies there (these had wing spans of 4 to 6 inches),
there were also pools of koi and trees bearing iguana in their branches.
The butterflies ate fruit; not sure what iguana eat (I think they are herbivores), but they didn't snap after the butterflies.
The butterflies sometimes landed on us, to drink our sweat; we instinctively swiped after them though.
None were hurt :-)
Finally,
just as I am writing this, we had a partial eclipse of the sun
around noon in Yurp today. Nowhere was there a total eclipse, although Britain did select a new prime minister at noon also. Better luck this time. ;-)
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Last week we spent a week on vacation on the island of Fehmarn, in the Baltic sea.
I liked the farmhouses where the farmer`s wife runs a cafe with her home-made cakes; this lady had such a spectacular old
carved cupboard in her cafe´ that I took a photo. Isn`t that magnificent?
What was also magnificent were the home-made cakes. Look and drool!
I had a slice of the marzipan and poppyseed (3rd row up, centre).
SWMBO the strawberry creamcake, 2nd row up, centre. Mmmmmm!!! Cake heaven!
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7 times world champion motorcycle racer
Phil Read MBE died on thursday, aged 83.
He was awarded his MBE for services to motorcycle racing in 1979 by one of his famous fans, Queen Elizabeth II.
I raced against him (and Bill Ivy) at Brands Hatch (UK) in the sixties when they were on the works Yamahas; I was on a private 250cc Ducati (see left sidebar) and didn't stand a chance.
I remember him as a very aggressive rider wanting to win at any cost I last met him a couple of years ago at the classic races in Schotten, Germany.
Classic races were a good source of income for him he said, after his retirement. He'd mellowed somewhat by then, but still envious of Agostini's success & fame ;-)
Goodbye, Phil. Gone but not forgotten. Requiescat in pace.
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Instead we went with friends to a local ancient pub/restaurant just 20 minutes away with their version of this Bavarian extravaganza.
Frank drove so I got to partake of the ale :-)
As you see in the photo, the beer comes in a Mass (= 1 litre glas or stein = 2.11 US pints) and is a stronger than usual.
Indeed
at the Munich festival
with American and Japanese tourists both used to 2% beers (this one of mine had 6% alcohol) the first Bierleiche (= totally passed out drunkard)
was found under the table only 14 minutes after opening, a record.
The pub also had some of the traditional Oktoberfest food, Haxen (a roast leg of pork), duck, grilled Leberkaese (a meat loaf containing neither liver nor cheese), etc etc
so the ale doesn't immediately go to your head. In the real Munich tents they also have whole roast oxen!!!
All in all, a very pleasant evening, worth repeating next year :-)
Comments (2) FYI a paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending. It means “against expectations” in Greek.
Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn't find any.
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybe.
I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.
Is it ignorance or apathy that's destroying the world today? I don't know and don't really care.
I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.
Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population? Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.
I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”
You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.
I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.
Don't spell part backwards. It's a trap.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero. Thanks for nothing!
Son: "Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?" Dad: "No sun.”
God gave us all the laws of physics, then went on holiday?
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