Eunoia
Use Ctrl+ to enlarge this blog page if you need to. | ||
--> Most recent Blog ![]() Comments Policy DSGVO Impressum Maths trivia Search this site ![]() Eunoia, who is a grumpy, overeducated, facetious, multilingual ex-pat Scot, blatantly opinionated, old (1944-vintage), amateur cryptologist, computer consultant, atheist, flying instructor, bulldog-lover, Beetle-driver, textbook-writer, long-distance biker, geocacher and blogger living in the foothills south of the northern German plains. Not too shy to reveal his true name or even whereabouts, he blogs his opinions, and humour and rants irregularly. Stubbornly he clings to his beliefs, e.g. that Faith does not give answers, it only prevents you doing any goddamn questioning. You are as atheist as he is. When you understand why you don't believe in all the other gods, you will know why he does not believe in yours. Oh, and after the death of his old dog, Kosmo, he also has a new bulldog puppy, Clara, since September 2018 :-)
Some of my bikes
My Crypto Pages ![]()
My Maths Pages ![]() |
Tuesday, July 20, 2021
James Bond's mnemonicsThis is for Mike, who blogs at Billions of Versions, giving us punny jokes each weekend.At the end of WW2, Ian Fleming - who later wrote the James Bond books - was working at Bletchley Park (q.v.) and then was put in charge of searching for and capturing the Nazi rocket scientists before the Russians could get to them. Each morning he would wake up, untangle the knotted leads to his earphones by shaking them hard then walk down the garden path to his Aston Martin, avoiding the dog shite in the grass verge of the road. He had a mnemonic for doing these tasks : Shaken knots, turd. They don't come punnier than that, Mike! Comments(2)
Friday, July 16, 2021
Terrible flooding here in Germany :-(Climate change causes awful destruction differently around the world. In Canada and western USA there are hot fires raging. Thankfully we don't get that much, but we are currently having terrible floods (west of) here.The jet stream has moved south, so that we now have a stationary zone of low pressure sitting over northwestern Germany. This zone rotates anticlockwise, fetching lots of water from the North Sea. When this reaches a line from Aachen to Hagen via the Nürburgring it encounters hilly territory (Eifel mountains, Sauerland hills) so all the rain gets dumped over this area. The ground there was already saturated from last months' thunderstorms, so the water rushes down the hillsides into the narrow valleys there. The narrow valleys with their small rivers can't shed the water quickly into big rivers like the Rhine, so the little rivers burst their banks and water rages through the village streets. ![]() Houses are destroyed and even washed away, leaving the old village centres in ruins. ![]() Aerial views, e.g. of the village of Schuld show the extent of the destruction. But even the houses that remain standing are so structurally weakened many will have to be knocked down. House and grounds worthless, who would want to build again there? ![]() Of course other towns are rushing to help, sending their fire-brigades and infrastructure teams. However often access is impossible as the roads have been washed away. ![]() People there are sandbagging their doors and windows where possible, to stop the water getting into their houses, and are pushing their cars onto higher ground (if there is any). ![]() About 160 people reported dead so far (drowned or in collapsed housing) and 700 found safe but 600 still unaccounted for. We can just hope they took flight early, fleeing the area to go stay with relatives on higher ground. Those remaining have to move to the second or third stories of their housing there. No clean drinking water, sewage backed up, no electricity, no phone service, no buses or trains etc :-( ![]() Personally, we are still safe here in Henglarn, most flooding is 60-140 miles to the west of us. However, Lake Diemelsee, just 20 miles south, has overflowed its dam and so the little village of Udorf (16 miles south) is under water (knee-deep?). The river through our village is up a few feet but still 20-30 feet below our house. Back in 1965 this village was totally flooded and several were drowned that night. So flood precautions were built upstream which are holding up well for now. Fingers crossed. Thanks to John (UK) and Jenny (Ibiza) for asking after our conditions here. All is well. All these photos are screenshots from news channels which I found on the web. None are mine. If one is yours, tell me and I'll take it down if you insist. Comments(5)
Wednesday, July 14, 2021
Bastille Day
Allons enfants de la Patrie,
Aux armes, citoyens,
Que veut cette horde d’esclaves,
Aux armes, citoyens
Quoi ! des cohortes étrangères
Aux armes, citoyens..
Tremblez, tyrans et vous perfides
Aux armes, citoyens
Français, en guerriers magnanimes,
Aux armes, citoyens
Amour sacré de la Patrie,
Aux armes, citoyens
(Couplet des enfants)
Aux armes, citoyens Just as well that The Former Guy didn't come up with anything as bloodthirsty and inspiring as this, back on his 6th !
Monday, July 12, 2021
4-2-3 and 31 : personal issuesThere are negative things in life, but positive ones too.4-2-3 stands for mobility. When we were infants we crawled around on 4 limbs, unable to walk at first. Later - for many decades - we could walk and run around vertically on two legs. Now I've just entered the 3rd phase of mobility; I need a cane (walking stick) now and am having to learn how to get around on three "legs" in a stable manner. Better than needing a wheel-chair, but I guess that may come at some point in the future. At least, the cane prevents me falling. The snapshot below shows the top of my new tartan walking stick. ![]() On the positive side of life, SWMBO and I celebrate our 31st wedding anniversary today; we married late, after "practising" for a decade or more ;-) ![]() Comments (3)
Friday, July 9, 2021
Scrap Metal StatueWe have added some new art to our back garden, in the form of a scrap-metal statue of an owl. Imagine the owl's prey at the bottom left of this photo, with the owl about to pounce.![]() The main stand is a rusty adjustable wrench. The leading edge of the wings was an old chrome bicycle handlebar. The tail feathers are made from rusty cutlery. The wing feathers are partly cutlery and partly small spanners. The eyes are made from an old rev-counter and a speedometer respectively. Scrap forks make up the talons. The body is just various scrap pieces welded together. However, I think it is recognisable as a hunting owl, scale 1:1. What is your opinion? Comments (1)
Sunday, July 4, 2021
Oldtimer QuizToday we had the annual meeting of the Buren Oldtimers Club. Needless to say, I took a bunch of photos. But instead of identifying each vehicle for you, as I did last time, I'm turning this into a quiz. Here are a dozen photos , in order of increasing difficulty (for SWMBO) , for you to identify. Hint ; the first is my own oldtimer.One
Two
Three
Four
Five
Six
Seven
Eight
Nine
Ten
Eleven
Twelve
I expect that Liz Hinds husband will do well at this ??? Comments (2)
Link to the previous month's blog.
|
Recent Writings
James Bond's mnemonics Flooding here in Germany Bastille Day 4-2-3 and 31 Scrap Metal Statue Oldtimer Quiz Americans abroad Mooney Fly-In G7 meet in Cornwall, UK Trump pants 77 today Attic analogs My first camera Anti-American chat ;-) 2nd Jab :-) Cornering faster Career plans ruined :-( Sophie Scholl @ 100 Wolf in our woods :-( Another old friend gone Nice Curves! RAF Museum Duxford Yuri Gagarin anniversary The Number of the Beast Easter Eggs Misheard Lyrics @Easter Toad mating season Blogroll Ain Bulldog Blog All hat no cattle Balloon Juice Billions of Versions... Cop Car Digby's Hullabaloo Earth-Bound Misfit Fail Blog Finding life hard? Hackwhackers Infidel753 Mockpaperscissors Observing Hermann Pergelator Scotties Toybox Silicon Graybeard Starts with a Bang Yellowdog Grannie Archive 2021: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Archive 2020: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2019: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2018: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2017: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2016: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2015: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec Archive 2014: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jun Jul Aug Sep Oct Nov Dec This blog is getting really unmanagable, so I've taken the first 12 years' archives offline. My blog, my random decision. Tough shit; YOLO. Link Disclaimer ENGLISH : I am not responsible for the contents or form of any external page to which this website links. I specifically do not adopt their content, nor do I make it mine. DEUTSCH : Für alle Seiten, die auf dieser Website verlinkt sind, möchte ich betonen, dass ich keinerlei Einfluss auf deren Gestaltung und Inhalte habe. Deshalb distanziere ich mich ausdrücklich von allen Inhalten aller gelinkten Seiten und mache mir ihren Inhalt nicht zu eigen. This Blog's Status is ![]() FWIW, 153 is a triangular number, meaning that you can arrange 153 items into an equilateral triangle (with 17 items on a side). It is also one of the six known truncated triangular numbers, because 1 and 15 are triangular numbers as well. It is a hexagonal number, meaning that you can distribute 153 points evenly at the corners and along the sides of a hexagon. It is the smallest 3-narcissistic number. This means it?s the sum of the cubes of its digits. It is the sum of the first five positive factorials. Yup, this is a 153-type blog. QED ;-) Books I've written
|
Index/Home | Impressum | Sitemap | Search site/www | ![]() |